幽默英语笑话

幽默英语笑话？

下面这些内容就是一部分幽默的英文笑话：

When walking in a certain fast fashion clothing store, I felt a certain lack of comfort. As I made my way through the racks, I saw a pair of pants that were made of 百分之100 cashmere. I felt a twinge of envy, but then I remembered that even celebrities who sported these pants always claimed they were either doing so on vacation or saving them for their red carpets appearance, so I chuckled and finished dressing quickly. As I made my way out, I saw the same cashmere pants on a mannequin in the next rack. I felt even luckier and quickly pulled out a credit card to buy both.

One day, a group of us were walking down the street when we saw a sign that read Free Wi-Fi. We were all excited and quickly got into the nearest building, only to find that the Wi-Fi was just an ad for an $80 wifi password. We were all too shy to go back and ask for another password, so we stood there, with our mouths wide open, for what seemed like an eternity.

I once visited Japan and was chatting with a local on the street. We were both walking and he suddenly let out a loud fart. I was so embarrassed that I quickly apologized and offered to buy him a new one. He replied, No problem, I just took a dump in my pants and my new pants are all full of it.

One evening, while walking down the street with my dog, I saw a group of young girls standing next to a big wall that said I love China. One of them was even giving the Chinese characters on the wall a kiss! I couldnt help but feel that these girls were being too forward, but then I realized that maybe they were just testing the Chinese walls temperature.

I once worked in an office where the secretary had a habit of making inappropriate comments during meetings. One day, during a particularly awkward silence, she commented on how awkward it was for everyone to listen to her talk. I knew she was joking, but I also knew that some people might take it seriously, so I stood up and said, Hey, I think we can all agree that were here to work together, not to listen to her awkwardl

英文幽默笑话？

Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt.A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms.Jack finished them and gave them back.Anything else? The nurse asked.Yes,Jack thinks for a while and said,Im a bachelor

1. Sure, heres a funny English joke for you.2. Because laughter is the best medicine and can help relieve stress and improve mood.3. Heres the joke: Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

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